Alley Cat (1984): You Must See This Movie


All posts in this blog are intended to highlight movies (either really good or really bad) that run the risk of being overlooked by the public. Great movies that are well known to the general public need not apply.

The following movie is in the Bad category:

Alley Cat follows a martial artist named Billie (Karin Mani) who takes on a street gang. This street gang has the worst luck, only encountering Billie or her grandparents whenever they attempt a mugging. All this turns Billie into a vigilante. Before her final showdown Billie ends up teaming with a cop named Johnny (Robert Tortl) and runs afoul of a Judge Taylor (Jay Walker, yes, Jay Walker) who seems to have written his own courtroom rules that you won’t find anywhere else.

Night and day in the movie seems to follow shooting schedules and not any real world sense of time. One can easily believe that Johnny is an undercover cop: he is so laid back that absolutely nothing about him even remotely hints of cop; the only problem is he’s not supposed to be an undercover cop but rather a police detective. One woman is unusually happy that she has the clap. Bad acting abounds. This is a fun cheesy action movie with a lot of energy. Unintentional humour abounds. If you’re into female nudity you’ll like this movie even more as the movie doesn’t hold back in that department. But even if that’s not your thing, the movie is cheerfully inept and a lot of fun. For that reason I chose this to be my first pick in the Bad category for this blog. If you love movies that are so bad they’re good, you must see this movie.

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